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I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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