Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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