5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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