i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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