yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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