yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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