Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
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