Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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