Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
i think my cat just said my name.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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