I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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