More tranny stories later!
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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