Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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