Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
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