She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
MIDGETS
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There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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