I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Randomize
