I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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