I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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