if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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