I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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