To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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