We're facebook friends in real life
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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