the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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