Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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