I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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