How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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