And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize
