there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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