That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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