You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
We need a shit load of segways right now
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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