K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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