I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
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