why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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