if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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