you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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