your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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