If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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