Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
he shaved USA in his pubs
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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