McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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