I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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