In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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