we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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