She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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