And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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