I like to think it a success when the cops are called
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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