I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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