this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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