The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
either way he was missing a nipple.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
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