Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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