Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
