I wanna bring you to show and tell
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Help me help you realize you are a moron
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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