did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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