i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
4 words: hood of his car
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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