Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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