You're my little dorito
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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