Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Randomize
