The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
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