Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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