North Korea, Best Korea!
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
