gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
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