you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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