Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
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