Hey man sorry I got all grabby
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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